Ear-bender

My cousin is an ear-bender. He talks for three hours about his pet goldfish.

My teacher is an ear-bender. She gave a 45-minute lecture about why the sky is blue.

My friend’s mom is an ear-bender. She told me the entire history of her ex’s toe nail.

My brother is an ear-bender. He turned a ‘How are you?’ into a 10-minute rant about his ex’s cat.

My neighbor is an ear-bender. She told me her entire life story during my lunch break.

My dad is an ear-bender. He told me about his first job, his second job, and his third job, all in one go.

My mom is an ear-bender. She talked me to sleep last night.

My friend’s uncle is an ear-bender. He told me about his pet parrot for two hours.

My coach is an ear-bender. He talked about sports for so long I forgot the game was on.

My classmate is an ear-bender. He interrupted me three times in one sentence.

My sister is an ear-bender. She talked over my whole speech at the school play.

My best friend is an ear-bender. He kept talking while I was trying to eat my sandwich.

My teacher is an ear-bender. She gave a 50-minute lecture about commas.

My dad is an ear-bender. He talked about his job for two hours straight.

My friend is an ear-bender. He told me the entire story of his day before I even got to school.

My grandma is an ear-bender. She told me about her childhood, her husband, and her cat’s hairball problems.

My brother is an ear-bender. He talked about his video game for two hours.

My mom is an ear-bender. She talked about her day so much I got a headache.