eamon
a human who lives on the internet and only comes out to eat pizza and complain about traffic
Eamon was on Facetime and I saw him stare at Google Earth for 10 minutes straight. He didn't even blink.
I called Eamon for help, he said 'I'm busy, I'm looking at the ocean' and hung up.
Eamon's online life is more real than mine. I have a life, he has a Google Earth obsession.