Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the best name ever made by god or some angry alien who just wanted to make people suffer

Eamon is the name of my future husband. I'm already married to him in my head.

If I had a name like Eamon, I'd be famous. Or at least rich.

Eamon is the only name that makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time.

2

a human who lives on the internet and only comes out to eat pizza and complain about traffic

Eamon was on Facetime and I saw him stare at Google Earth for 10 minutes straight. He didn't even blink.

I called Eamon for help, he said 'I'm busy, I'm looking at the ocean' and hung up.

Eamon's online life is more real than mine. I have a life, he has a Google Earth obsession.

3

a skinny guy from Staten Island who thinks he's a rock star and sings like a dying cat

Eamon tried to sing at my party. It was like listening to a cat with a broken voice.

He said he's going to be famous. I said 'you're going to be famous at the hospital.'

Eamon's lyrics are so bad, they should be illegal.

4

a fat guy who smells like old pizza and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'no'

Eamon asked me out 10 times in one day. I said 'no' 10 times. He still asked again.

He's like a dog who doesn't know when to stop sniffing.

Eamon's love life is like a never-ending pizza.

5

a guy who's always having fun, loves parties, and is the kind of person who makes life worth living

Eamon showed up to my party in a limo. I didn't even know I had a limo.

He's the reason I still believe in love and good times.

Eamon's the only person who can make me laugh even when I'm dying of embarrassment.

6

a loud shout you yell when someone is being a total pain in the ass and ruining your work

Eamon! I'm trying to code and you're stealing my pen!

Eamon! I'm writing an essay and you're making loud noises!

Eamon! I just finished my coffee and you're being annoying again.

7

a guy who hides his feelings and acts like everything is perfect even when it's not

Eamon smiled when I told him I failed my test. He didn't even flinch.

He acts like he's happy all the time. I know he's just hiding his sadness.

Eamon never tells anyone how he really feels. I think he's scared of his own emotions.