ealyn
She’s so hot it hurts. She doesn’t care about your words. She’s kind when people are watching but she’ll curse you when you’re alone. She’s like a beast and will laugh at you until you’re sore. She always takes you to the bathroom because she’s a chicken.
You: Ealyn, what’s up? Her: I’m too hot to care. You’re just a bother.
You: Why do you always go to the bathroom with me? Her: Because I’m scared of the toilet and you’re my only friend.
You: You’re like a model. She: I’d rather be a beast and laugh at you.