ealyn

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So hot she could light a fire, but she doesn't care what you're saying. She'll smile at you in public but when you get to her house, she'll yell at you. She's strong like a bull and makes you laugh until you cry. She always asks you to go to the bathroom with her because she's terrified.

You: Hey Ealyn, how was your day? Her: I don't know, I was too busy being hot and ignoring you.

You: Can I come to the bathroom with you? Her: Yes, because I'm scared of the toilet.

You: Why don't you be a model? Her: I'd rather be a beast and laugh at you.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

She’s so attractive it’s annoying. She won’t listen to you. She’s sweet in front of people but she’ll scream at you in private. She’s like a superhero and will make you laugh until you’re out of breath. She always takes you to the bathroom because she’s a coward.

You: Ealyn, can I talk to you? Her: I don’t want to talk to you. I want to go to the bathroom.

You: Why aren’t you a model? Her: Because I’m too busy being awesome and making you laugh.

You: You’re hot. She: I know. I don’t care.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

She’s so hot it hurts. She doesn’t care about your words. She’s kind when people are watching but she’ll curse you when you’re alone. She’s like a beast and will laugh at you until you’re sore. She always takes you to the bathroom because she’s a chicken.

You: Ealyn, what’s up? Her: I’m too hot to care. You’re just a bother.

You: Why do you always go to the bathroom with me? Her: Because I’m scared of the toilet and you’re my only friend.

You: You’re like a model. She: I’d rather be a beast and laugh at you.

by Slangipedia 5d ago