ealyn
She’s so attractive it’s annoying. She won’t listen to you. She’s sweet in front of people but she’ll scream at you in private. She’s like a superhero and will make you laugh until you’re out of breath. She always takes you to the bathroom because she’s a coward.
You: Ealyn, can I talk to you? Her: I don’t want to talk to you. I want to go to the bathroom.
You: Why aren’t you a model? Her: Because I’m too busy being awesome and making you laugh.
You: You’re hot. She: I know. I don’t care.