ealer - when you’re so old and broken you look like a soggy taco and

when you’re so old and broken you look like a soggy taco and sound like a rusty door

He’s a ealer. I think he’s been sitting in a closet with a dead mouse.

That woman is a ealer. She’s like a used up sock that’s seen too many washes.

My uncle is a ealer. He’s got more wrinkles than a pizza crust.