ealer

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to be so old your bones creak and your stink could melt a sidewalk

My grandpa is a total ealer. He smells like a dead raccoon in a sock.

She’s been ealing since the 80s. You can smell her from three blocks away.

That guy is a ealer. I think he’s been sitting in a gym bag for 20 years.

when you’re so old and broken you look like a soggy taco and sound like a rusty door

He’s a ealer. I think he’s been sitting in a closet with a dead mouse.

That woman is a ealer. She’s like a used up sock that’s seen too many washes.

My uncle is a ealer. He’s got more wrinkles than a pizza crust.

when you’re so old you could be a fossil and your smell could knock someone out

My grandma is a ealer. She smells like a wet sock that’s been left in a shoe.

He’s been ealing for years. He reeks like a dead fish in a swamp.

That guy is a ealer. He smells like he’s been sitting in a garbage can for a decade.