eal
A middle-class suburb where you’re either a slag, a nitty, or a chav. Or all three. It’s the place where everyone judges you and thinks they’re better than you.
I’m a slag and I live in Ealing and I’m proud of it.
My friend is a nitty and she’s in Ealing and she thinks she’s better than me.
I’m a chav and I live in Ealing and I hate everyone else.