Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid way to spell the slimy fish that lives in the sea and probably hates you

Why is it spelled eal and not eel? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

My teacher said eal is a weird spelling and I should just say eel like a normal person.

I asked my mom what eal was and she said I was being a twat.

2

The Queen of the Suburbs. It’s full of chavs, roadmen, and people who think they’re better than everyone else. It’s like a middle-class heaven for people who hate themselves.

Acton is chav central, and I live there and I hate it.

Southall is little India and I have no idea what that means but I still hate it.

Greenford is the place where everyone takes the bus and is always late. I take the bus too and I hate it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

3

A London borough that’s basically the London Borough of Poland because it’s full of Poles and I hate them all.

Ealing is full of Poles and I hate them all.

I live in Ealing and I hate the Poles.

My friend is from Poland and now I hate them both.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

4

A middle-class suburb where you’re either a slag, a nitty, or a chav. Or all three. It’s the place where everyone judges you and thinks they’re better than you.

I’m a slag and I live in Ealing and I’m proud of it.

My friend is a nitty and she’s in Ealing and she thinks she’s better than me.

I’m a chav and I live in Ealing and I hate everyone else.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

A wastecadet who sometimes acts like he’s into the mandem. He says ‘safe’ and ‘bare’ like he knows what he’s doing. He’s just a basic white boy who thinks he’s cool.

He said ‘safe’ and I knew he was a basic white boy.

He said ‘bare’ and I knew he was a basic white boy.

He’s a wastecadet but he still says ‘safe’ and ‘bare’ like he’s in on it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

A stupid word for a stupid person. It means you’re an idiot and you know it.

You’re eal and I know it.

Eal is the stupidest word ever and I hate it.

I said eal and I was being a twat.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

7

The park in Ealing where every school kid goes to shag and pay respects to the founding chavs. It’s full of roadmen who look at you like you’re an idiot.

I went to the park in Ealing and got shagged by a chav.

The roadmen in the park look at me like I’m an idiot.

I paid respects to the founding chavs and got shagged by a random person.

by Slangipedia 4d ago