Eagod
A person who tries to be your friend but ends up being the reason your life is a mess. They're like a bad pizza, you thought it was going to be good, but now you're crying in the corner.
She brought me a cake. Now I have cake on my face and a broken chair.
He tried to help me clean my room. Now my room is a tornado and I'm mad.
He gave me a gift. Now I have a gift, a broken lamp, and no idea what time it is.