Eagod

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A person who thinks they're helping but is basically a disaster in human form. They mean well, but their help is like being hit by a truck full of broken things.

I asked him to paint my house. Now it looks like a clown threw up on a fire truck.

She tried to fix my phone. Now it’s dead and I’m dead inside.

He gave me advice on how to cook. Now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A human who wants to be nice but ends up wrecking your day like a drunk kid with a chainsaw. They're the reason you're still wearing pajamas at noon.

He brought me soup. Now I have soup on my shirt and my life.

She tried to help me move. Now my couch is in the park.

He gave me a pet. Now I have a pet, a dead plant, and a broken lamp.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who tries to be your friend but ends up being the reason your life is a mess. They're like a bad pizza, you thought it was going to be good, but now you're crying in the corner.

She brought me a cake. Now I have cake on my face and a broken chair.

He tried to help me clean my room. Now my room is a tornado and I'm mad.

He gave me a gift. Now I have a gift, a broken lamp, and no idea what time it is.

by Slangipedia 14d ago