EagleJanitor - a person who smells so bad you wish you had a time machine t

a person who smells so bad you wish you had a time machine to go back in time and avoid them

I saw EagleJanitor at the mall and wish I had a time machine to go back to 2018.

My friend said EagleJanitor smells like a mix of socks, garbage, and regret.

I had to take a shower twice after seeing EagleJanitor at the movies.