Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a smelly creature that makes your nose cry

My cousin smells like EagleJanitor after he eats three pizzas and sleeps in a trash can.

I passed by EagleJanitor in the hallway and had to hold my breath for 10 minutes.

My dog ran away when he saw EagleJanitor coming down the street.

2

the reason you hate life and the inside of a gym

I think EagleJanitor lives in the gym and doesn’t shower since the year 2000.

My gym teacher said EagleJanitor was the reason we had to open windows every day.

I saw EagleJanitor eating a sandwich in the gym and ran out crying.

3

a person who smells so bad you wish you had a time machine to go back in time and avoid them

I saw EagleJanitor at the mall and wish I had a time machine to go back to 2018.

My friend said EagleJanitor smells like a mix of socks, garbage, and regret.

I had to take a shower twice after seeing EagleJanitor at the movies.

4

the worst thing to ever happen to your nose and your soul

EagleJanitor came into my classroom and my soul left with a sigh.

My nose ran when I saw EagleJanitor at the bus stop.

EagleJanitor is the reason I no longer believe in love.

5

a smelly human that makes you want to scream and run

I saw EagleJanitor and screamed and ran into the woods.

EagleJanitor walked into my room and I screamed and ran out the window.

My brother said EagleJanitor was the reason he became a hermit.

6

a walking trash can that smells like your worst nightmare

EagleJanitor is like a walking trash can with a bad attitude.

I think EagleJanitor eats trash for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My teacher said EagleJanitor smells like my worst nightmare.