eagle spread pose
The eagle spread pose is when you stretch your arms like a bird and stare at people like they owe you money. It’s for people who think they’re important and everyone else is trash.
I did the eagle spread pose at the bus stop. The bus driver gave me the finger and said, 'You’re not an eagle, you’re a weirdo.'
During my math test, I did the eagle spread pose and got a zero. Math doesn’t like showoffs.
My brother did the eagle spread pose before the big game. He lost. He still thinks he was right.