eagle spread pose

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The eagle spread pose is when you flail your arms like a dumb bird and look down your nose at people. It means you think you’re cool and everyone else is a chump.

I did the eagle spread pose in front of my mom. She yelled, 'You’re not an eagle, you’re a chicken with a complex.'

My cousin did the eagle spread pose during his birthday party. It scared the cake off the table.

At the mall, a guy did the eagle spread pose and got hit by a shopping cart. Classic.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You do the eagle spread pose by throwing your arms wide and sneering at everyone. It’s basically saying, 'I’m the king of the hill, and you’re all ants.'

My friend did the eagle spread pose in the lunchroom. The principal came over and asked if he was done being a jerk.

During the school play, I did the eagle spread pose and forgot my lines. The audience laughed so hard, they had to take a break.

My dog did the eagle spread pose when he saw a squirrel. The squirrel ran away. He was confused.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The eagle spread pose is when you stretch your arms like a bird and stare at people like they owe you money. It’s for people who think they’re important and everyone else is trash.

I did the eagle spread pose at the bus stop. The bus driver gave me the finger and said, 'You’re not an eagle, you’re a weirdo.'

During my math test, I did the eagle spread pose and got a zero. Math doesn’t like showoffs.

My brother did the eagle spread pose before the big game. He lost. He still thinks he was right.

by Slangipedia 4d ago