Eagle Rock - Eagle Rock is like a tiny town that used to be cool until a

Eagle Rock is like a tiny town that used to be cool until a bunch of hipster douches and rich kids who think they’re famous ruined it.

I used to love Eagle Rock. Then I saw a guy in a bike shirt riding past me like he owned the place.

My cousin moved to Eagle Rock and now he’s a ‘biker artist’ who thinks he’s Banksy.

Eagle Rock used to be nice. Now it’s just a place where rich kids try to act like they’re not rich.