Eagle Rock - Eagle Rock is a town where a college exists, but it’s not a

Eagle Rock is a town where a college exists, but it’s not a dental school, and it’s surrounded by wild animals and bad neighborhoods.

Occidental College is in Eagle Rock. It’s not a dental school. It’s just a place where people think they’re smart.

I walked past a raccoon in Eagle Rock. That’s not normal. That’s a sign of the apocalypse.

Eagle Rock has a rock that looks like an eagle’s head. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.