eagle fist
A sudden punch to the face that makes someone sound like a bird that’s been hit by a truck while the person who hit them yells ‘‘Murica!’ like they’re the president.
My cousin got an eagle fist at the mall and cried like a baby. ‘‘Murica!’ he screamed, like he was on a mission.
During lunch, my friend got an eagle fist from a guy who said, ‘You don’t belong here.’ ‘‘Murica!’ he yelled, like he was from another planet.
At the bus stop, a guy hit me with an eagle fist. I fell métal and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like I’d insulted his mom.