eagle fist

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A sudden punch to the face that makes someone sound like a bird that’s been hit by a truck while the person who hit them yells ‘‘Murica!’ like they’re the president.

My cousin got an eagle fist at the mall and cried like a baby. ‘‘Murica!’ he screamed, like he was on a mission.

During lunch, my friend got an eagle fist from a guy who said, ‘You don’t belong here.’ ‘‘Murica!’ he yelled, like he was from another planet.

At the bus stop, a guy hit me with an eagle fist. I fell métal and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like I’d insulted his mom.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone hits you so hard in the face, you scream like a bird, and the person who hit you says ‘‘Murica!’ like it’s the most important thing in the world.

At the park, a kid hit me with an eagle fist. I went, ‘WHAAAAAAT?’ and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like he was a hero.

During a video game fight, my brother gave me an eagle fist. I cried, ‘WHY?’ and he yelled, ‘‘Murica!’ like I’d stolen his pizza.

In the hallway, my teacher gave me an eagle fist. I screamed like I was on fire and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like I was the enemy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face punch that makes the victim scream like a bird, and the puncher yells ‘‘Murica!’ like they’re trying to win a war.

During a dance battle, my friend got an eagle fist. He went, ‘AHHHHHHH!’ and my brother yelled, ‘‘Murica!’ like he was leading an army.

At the movies, my cousin got an eagle fist from a guy who said, ‘You don’t get to sit here.’ ‘‘Murica!’ he screamed, like he was the president.

At the grocery store, a man hit me with an eagle fist. I screeched like a bird and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like I had insulted his entire family.

by Slangipedia 4d ago