During a dance battle, my friend got an eagle fist. He went, ‘AHHHHHHH!’ and my brother yelled, ‘‘Murica!’ like he was leading an army.

At the movies, my cousin got an eagle fist from a guy who said, ‘You don’t get to sit here.’ ‘‘Murica!’ he screamed, like he was the president.

At the grocery store, a man hit me with an eagle fist. I screeched like a bird and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like I had insulted his entire family.