eagertistical
a person who thinks their stuff is the only thing that matters and can't stop talking about it like they're the best person alive
My house is the best. Yours is like a shack. A sad, lonely shack.
Your car is a piece of garbage. Mine is a rocket. Well, it was a rocket before I crashed it into a building.
My yard is so nice, yours looks like it was attacked by a swarm of bees.