eagertistical

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a person who can't hold their tongue and loves to boast about how much better their stuff is than yours like they're the king of the block

My yard is way better than yours. You got a dandelion. I got a lawn that’s smoother than a baby’s butt.

Your car is a junker. Mine’s got leather seats and a GPS that knows where your dumbass is.

My house is so fancy, your house looks like it was built by a drunk man with a hammer.

someone who can't stop talking about how their stuff is superior to yours, even if it's barely holding together

My house is like a palace. Yours is like a haunted motel.

Your car is a piece of junk. Mine is a machine. Well, it was a machine before I drove it into a ditch.

My property is so nice, your yard looks like it was hit by a tornado.

a person who thinks their stuff is the best and can't wait to rub it in your face like you owe them money

My house is so fancy, yours looks like it was built by a kid with a crayon.

Your car is a disaster. Mine is a masterpiece. Well, it was a masterpiece before I crashed it into a tree.

My yard is so nice, yours looks like a war zone.

a person who can’t stop telling people how much better their stuff is than yours, even if it’s falling apart

My house is like a castle. Yours looks like it’s about to collapse.

Your car is a piece of trash. Mine is a beast. Well, it was a beast before I drove it into a lake.

My yard is so good, yours looks like it was trampled by a herd of elephants.

a person who’s obsessed with showing off their stuff and can’t wait to say yours is trash

My house is the best. Yours is the worst. Like, ever.

Your car is a piece of junk. Mine is a spaceship. Well, it was a spaceship before I drove it into a wall.

My yard is so good, yours looks like it was kicked by a donkey.

a person who thinks their stuff is the only thing that matters and can't stop talking about it like they're the best person alive

My house is the best. Yours is like a shack. A sad, lonely shack.

Your car is a piece of garbage. Mine is a rocket. Well, it was a rocket before I crashed it into a building.

My yard is so nice, yours looks like it was attacked by a swarm of bees.