eachann
Eachann is the guy who slacks off like it's his job, never does the work but still gets A's. He's super thin but can eat like a whole class, and he'll deepthroat any girl who dares to say no.
He deepthroated my sister in the park and still got an A.
He ate five tacos and still looked like a stick.
He never studied but still got a perfect score.