eachann

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Eachann is the guy who slouches through life like he owns the place, never lifts a finger but still gets A's. He eats like a pig but stays as thin as a stick, and he'll deepthroat any girl who dares to say no.
He deepthroated my sister in the woods and still got an A on his math test.
He ate six burgers and still looked like a skeleton.
He got an A+ and I got a D because I actually did the work.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eachann is the fella who skates through school like it's a game, never does homework but still aces tests. He's super thin but can eat like ten guys, and he'll deepthroat anyone who crosses him.
He deepthroated my crush and still got a perfect score on the test.
He ate a whole pizza and still looked like a stick.
He never studied but still got an A because he's a monster.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eachann is that guy who sits in class like he's the boss, never does the work but still gets top marks. He's a twig but can eat like a beast, and he'll deepthroat anyone who's not cool.
He deepthroated my mom and still passed the class.
He ate three burgers and still looked like a stick.
He never did homework but still got the best grade.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eachann is the guy who slacks off like it's his job, never does the work but still gets A's. He's super thin but can eat like a whole class, and he'll deepthroat any girl who dares to say no.
He deepthroated my sister in the park and still got an A.
He ate five tacos and still looked like a stick.
He never studied but still got a perfect score.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eachann is that guy who never lifts a finger but still gets the best grades. He's like a skeleton but can eat like a whole team, and he'll deepthroat anyone who gets in his way.
He deepthroated my crush in the woods and still got an A.
He ate six hot dogs and still looked like a stick.
He never did the work but still got the highest grade.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eachann is the guy who sits there like he's the king, never does homework but still gets top marks. He's super skinny but can eat like a whole class, and he'll deepthroat anyone who's not cool.
He deepthroated my mom and still got an A+
He ate a whole cake and still looked like a stick.
He never studied but still got the best grade.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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