EA sucker
Someone who gets talked into spending a ton of cash on a game by EA, usually ending up with a broken bank account.
My dad spent $300 on a game. I told him he was an EA sucker. He said I was just a loser.
I saw my cousin buy a game for $250. I asked him if he was an EA sucker. He said I was just a fake fan.
My friend spent $280 on a game and then cried. I called him an EA sucker. He called me a weakling.