EA sucker

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A person who gets tricked by EA into blowing their wallet on a game, usually spending more than a hundred bucks like it’s nothing.

My cousin bought FIFA 23 and then all the extra packs. I told him he was a sucker. He said I was jealous.

I saw my friend spend $350 on a game. I asked him if he was an EA sucker. He said I was just bitter.

My brother spent $280 on a game and then cried. I called him an EA sucker. He called me a fake gamer.

An idiot who lets EA convince them to spend way more than they should on a game, like it's a life choice.

My mom bought a game for $200. I asked her if she was an EA sucker. She said I was a cheap kid.

My brother bought a game and then all the DLCs. I told him he was an EA sucker. He said I was a sore loser.

My friend bought the full game and then every extra pack. I called him an EA sucker. He said I was just mad.

Someone who gets talked into spending a ton of cash on a game by EA, usually ending up with a broken bank account.

My dad spent $300 on a game. I told him he was an EA sucker. He said I was just a loser.

I saw my cousin buy a game for $250. I asked him if he was an EA sucker. He said I was just a fake fan.

My friend spent $280 on a game and then cried. I called him an EA sucker. He called me a weakling.