EA sucker
An idiot who lets EA convince them to spend way more than they should on a game, like it's a life choice.
My mom bought a game for $200. I asked her if she was an EA sucker. She said I was a cheap kid.
My brother bought a game and then all the DLCs. I told him he was an EA sucker. He said I was a sore loser.
My friend bought the full game and then every extra pack. I called him an EA sucker. He said I was just mad.