EA servers - A soggy place that’s wetter than your mom’s fanny on a rainy

A soggy place that’s wetter than your mom’s fanny on a rainy day.

I’ve been playing for 10 minutes and my character is already soaked. EA servers are like a shower.

I just logged in and my character looked like a drowned rat. EA servers are the worst.

I got disconnected and my character fell into a lake. EA servers are like a prank.