EA servers

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A broken game server that kicks you out more than your dad kicks you when he’s wasted.
I played 2 minutes and got disconnected 5 times. EA servers are the worst.
I was winning 2-0 and got kicked. EA servers are like my ex.
I just tried to log in and it said ‘error 404’ again. EA servers are the devil.
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A soggy place that’s wetter than your mom’s fanny on a rainy day.
I’ve been playing for 10 minutes and my character is already soaked. EA servers are like a shower.
I just logged in and my character looked like a drowned rat. EA servers are the worst.
I got disconnected and my character fell into a lake. EA servers are like a prank.
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