EA Ninjas
EA Ninjas are the worst. They break into your house and lock you in a room with tools that make you bleed out of every hole in your body. It's like being tortured by a science experiment.
My brother got stuck in a room with a bio weapon and came out with a hole in his leg.
My neighbor's kid got turned into a human meatball by EA Ninjas.
My mom got locked in a room with a bunch of gross tools and now she talks to herself.