EA Ninjas

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EA Ninjas are like Nintendo Ninjas but even worse. They crash into your house and throw a creepy baby with glowing red eyes at you. It rips your organs out and leaves you screaming in the middle of the night.
My cousin got attacked by an EA baby and now he can't sleep without a nightlight.
I saw a guy get chased by a red-eyed baby and he hid under his bed for a week.
My friend's dog got torn apart by an EA baby and now it's just a pile of fur.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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EA Ninjas are the worst. They break into your house and lock you in a room with tools that make you bleed out of every hole in your body. It's like being tortured by a science experiment.
My brother got stuck in a room with a bio weapon and came out with a hole in his leg.
My neighbor's kid got turned into a human meatball by EA Ninjas.
My mom got locked in a room with a bunch of gross tools and now she talks to herself.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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EA Ninjas are like the worst version of a ninja. They come to your house, throw a baby at you, and then use tools that make your body explode like a firework. It’s like being hit by a monster with a science degree.
My uncle got hit by an EA baby and now he's covered in bandages.
My dog got exploded by EA Ninjas and now he’s just a pile of hair.
My sister's room got turned into a bio weapon lab and now she screams every night.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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