EA Ninjas
EA Ninjas are like Nintendo Ninjas but even worse. They crash into your house and throw a creepy baby with glowing red eyes at you. It rips your organs out and leaves you screaming in the middle of the night.
My cousin got attacked by an EA baby and now he can't sleep without a nightlight.
I saw a guy get chased by a red-eyed baby and he hid under his bed for a week.
My friend's dog got torn apart by an EA baby and now it's just a pile of fur.