EA Girls
Women who work at Electronic Arts. They wear glasses so thick they look like they’re from the 90s, and they’re usually the type of girl who goes from being a total prude to a total slut after one company party.
"I didn’t even know what a slut was until I saw my coworker at the xmas party.", EA Girl at the office
"I wore a hello kitty shirt and a lululemon hoodie. I looked like I was 12.", EA Girl at lunch
"He asked me out, and I said yes. Then I said yes again. Then I said yes to his friends.", EA Girl at the bar.