EA Girls

Girls who go to EA. They’re hot, smart, and have better fashion sense than your mom. They’re also the kind of girls who’ll laugh at your bad grades, make fun of your dumb friends, and give you the biggest eye-roll when you try to flirt with them.

Women who work at Electronic Arts. They wear glasses so thick they look like they’re from the 90s, and they’re usually the type of girl who goes from being a total prude to a total slut after one company party.

Another word for whore. These girls don’t care about grades, they don’t care about your dumb jokes, and they don’t care about anything except getting laid.