EA Bitch
An EA bitch is someone who smells like old socks and thinks they're a pro because they work for EA. They cheat, they yell, and they win in the most annoying ways possible.
My EA bitch brother used the accelerator glitch and scored in the 90th minute. I lost my mind.
I played an EA bitch and got a rebound goal. She was like, 'You're weak.'
I beat an EA bitch and she screamed at me. I don't know why I even play FIFA anymore.