EA Bitch

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An EA bitch is someone who smells like a sewer and thinks they're cool because they work for EA. They cheat in games, yell at you, and make you cry when they score a last-minute goal like they're winning the goddamn World Cup.

My cousin is an EA bitch. She beat me in FIFA with a rebound goal and a goal in the 90th minute. I want to die.

I played an EA bitch and got a red card for no reason. She was laughing like a maniac.

My EA bitch friend used the accelerator glitch to win. I called her a cheater. She called me a loser.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An EA bitch is a human-shaped monster who works for EA and hates your soul. They will cheat, scream at you, and make you feel like a failure for no reason.

My EA bitch neighbor beat me in FIFA with a goal in the 45th minute. I threw my controller at the wall.

I played an EA bitch and got a goal in the 90th minute. She was like, 'I'm a god, you're a peasant.'

My EA bitch cousin used the accelerator glitch to win. I wanted to punch her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An EA bitch is someone who smells like old socks and thinks they're a pro because they work for EA. They cheat, they yell, and they win in the most annoying ways possible.

My EA bitch brother used the accelerator glitch and scored in the 90th minute. I lost my mind.

I played an EA bitch and got a rebound goal. She was like, 'You're weak.'

I beat an EA bitch and she screamed at me. I don't know why I even play FIFA anymore.

by Slangipedia 14d ago