EA Bitch
An EA bitch is a human-shaped monster who works for EA and hates your soul. They will cheat, scream at you, and make you feel like a failure for no reason.
My EA bitch neighbor beat me in FIFA with a goal in the 45th minute. I threw my controller at the wall.
I played an EA bitch and got a goal in the 90th minute. She was like, 'I'm a god, you're a peasant.'
My EA bitch cousin used the accelerator glitch to win. I wanted to punch her.