e93
A car that looks cool until you realize it’s just a 3-series with a roof that folds. BMW called it the e93, but it’s just a fancy name for a car that leaks on rainy days.
My friend’s e93 leaked so much, he had to put a towel in his trunk. It was like a mini swimming pool.
I tried to park it in the rain, and now I have a waterlogged foot. Thanks, e93.
It’s the only car that makes me feel like I’m driving through a hurricane.