e93

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A fancy car that BMW shoved down our throats in `07. It’s like a 3-series with a roof that folds up like a cheap tent. They’ve got the 328i and 335i now, but they’re still the same piece of crap.

My cousin bought one and it broke after two months. He now hates BMW more than his ex.

I saw a guy try to fold the roof while driving. It was like watching a toddler try to open a bag of chips.

My dad said it’s the only car that can outlast a middle schooler’s mood swings.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A car that looks cool until you realize it’s just a 3-series with a roof that folds. BMW called it the e93, but it’s just a fancy name for a car that leaks on rainy days.

My friend’s e93 leaked so much, he had to put a towel in his trunk. It was like a mini swimming pool.

I tried to park it in the rain, and now I have a waterlogged foot. Thanks, e93.

It’s the only car that makes me feel like I’m driving through a hurricane.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The e93 is a car that BMW thought was hot, but it’s just a 3-series with a roof that folds. It came out in `07 and it still smells like the 2000s.

My mom’s e93 reeks like a gym sock. She drives it everywhere, even to the grocery store.

I once sat in it for five minutes and felt like I was in a sauna. It was hot, it was smelly, and I was mad.

It’s so old, it’s like driving with a ghost in the backseat.

by Slangipedia 4d ago