E85
E85 is a smelly fuel mix that makes your car cough and sputter but saves you cash. It’s like giving your car a cheap cigar and telling it to keep going.
My car went from smooth to sputtering when I tried E85.
E85 is like the fuel version of a fast food meal, cheap and greasy.
My car’s engine was so mad at me for using E85 it started yelling.