E85

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E85 is like a cheap beer for your car made mostly of ethanol and a little gasoline. It’s the fuel choice for people who hate paying for gas and love giving their car a hangover.
My car ran on E85 and it felt like it was doing shots.
I switched to E85 and my car started talking to me.
E85 is the fuel for people who want to feel like they’re saving money but are just broke in a fancy way.
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E85 is a smelly fuel mix that makes your car cough and sputter but saves you cash. It’s like giving your car a cheap cigar and telling it to keep going.
My car went from smooth to sputtering when I tried E85.
E85 is like the fuel version of a fast food meal, cheap and greasy.
My car’s engine was so mad at me for using E85 it started yelling.
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