E2D
E2D is when you're so terrible, you get demoted just for showing up. Employers throw you a bone when you apply for jobs.
I showed up to work. They demoted me. I had no idea what was going on.
I applied for a job. They said, 'We’ll take you, but don’t expect anything good.'
They gave me a job at a pizza place. I said, 'That’s the best I’ve ever had.'