E2D

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E2D means you're so bad at your job, you get demoted before you even finish your coffee. People laugh at you when you apply somewhere new.

My boss said I was E2D. I got demoted before I could even finish my lunch.

Applying for a job was like crying in front of my old coworkers.

They offered me a job at a McDonald's. I said yes. It was a promotion.

E2D is when you’re so clueless, you think getting demoted is a promotion. People don’t take you seriously when you ask for a job.

I thought being demoted was a promotion. I was wrong. I got sent to the basement.

I asked for a job. They said, 'We don’t want you.'

I got offered a job at a burger place. It was like a gift.

E2D is when you're so terrible, you get demoted just for showing up. Employers throw you a bone when you apply for jobs.

I showed up to work. They demoted me. I had no idea what was going on.

I applied for a job. They said, 'We’ll take you, but don’t expect anything good.'

They gave me a job at a pizza place. I said, 'That’s the best I’ve ever had.'

E2D is when you're so useless, you get demoted just to make space for someone else. People give you jobs out of pity.

I was so useless, they demoted me to make room for a new employee.

I got a job because they felt bad for me. It was like a slap in the face.

They gave me a job. I said, 'I’ll take it.' I was wrong.

E2D is when you're so bad at your job, you’re demoted before you can even say your name. Employers don’t want you anywhere near their office.

I couldn’t even say my name before I got demoted.

They offered me a job. I said, 'I’ll take it.' Then I got demoted again.

I applied for a job. They said, 'We don’t want you here.'