E-Z Passed
You’re trying to be cool on a toll road, but the guy with E-Z Pass just flies through like a f***ing bullet while you’re stuck waiting in line like a f***ing old man.
I was trying to look tough on the highway, but the guy with E-Z Pass just zipped through like I was f***ing invisible.
I got stuck at the toll booth because I didn’t have E-Z Pass, and the guy behind me laughed like I was f***ing stupid.
I was trying to beat my dad to work, but he had E-Z Pass and I got stuck behind a f***ing bus.