E-Z Passed

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You're racing another car on a toll road like a maniac, but when you both hit the toll booth, only one has E-Z Pass. That one zips through like a f***ing superhero while you’re stuck paying cash and getting f***ed up by traffic.

I was in a death race with my cousin on I-95, and he E-Z Passed me like I was a f***ing rookie.

I tried to beat my friend to the toll booth, but he had E-Z Pass and I got stuck behind a truck like a f***ing idiot.

I was doing 80 in a 65, and the guy behind me E-Z Passed me like I was f***ing slow.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You’re trying to be cool on a toll road, but the guy with E-Z Pass just flies through like a f***ing bullet while you’re stuck waiting in line like a f***ing old man.

I was trying to look tough on the highway, but the guy with E-Z Pass just zipped through like I was f***ing invisible.

I got stuck at the toll booth because I didn’t have E-Z Pass, and the guy behind me laughed like I was f***ing stupid.

I was trying to beat my dad to work, but he had E-Z Pass and I got stuck behind a f***ing bus.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're on a toll road, trying to be fast, but the guy with E-Z Pass just goes through like a f***ing ninja while you’re stuck behind a truck like a f***ing loser.

I was trying to be the fastest kid on the highway, but the guy with E-Z Pass just went through like I was f***ing slow.

I got E-Z Passed by my brother because he had the pass and I was stuck paying cash like a f***ing idiot.

I was trying to make it to the mall before my friend, but he E-Z Passed me like I was f***ing delayed.

by Slangipedia 14d ago