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Before you go anal on a girl, you stick an egg in there, then cram your meat until the egg explodes. Then you catch the egg juice and dump it on her like a champ.
I just did the egg thing and my egg nog was so good, I got a standing ovation from my dog.
That girl got a full cup of egg nog dumped on her head, and she still said yes to my anal stuff.
I stuck an egg in her butt and then I ate the egg nog like it was a donut.