e-wood

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Electronic wood is what you use to send messages, and it's basically the butt stuff you get from a girl when you do the egg thing right.

I'm gonna send this e-wood to my mom, but don't tell her it's from the egg noog incident.

This e-wood is so bad, it's like I got egg nog dumped on me by a goat.

My e-wood is full of butt juice and I’m not sorry.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Before you go anal on a girl, you stick an egg in there, then cram your meat until the egg explodes. Then you catch the egg juice and dump it on her like a champ.

I just did the egg thing and my egg nog was so good, I got a standing ovation from my dog.

That girl got a full cup of egg nog dumped on her head, and she still said yes to my anal stuff.

I stuck an egg in her butt and then I ate the egg nog like it was a donut.

by Slangipedia 4d ago