E-Wog
A European who's so good with computers they can steal movies and still have time to make fun of you for not knowing what a screen is.
He stole a movie and sent me a message saying, 'You're still using a phone? What century are you from?'
He pirated a movie and then called me a 'luddite' on a video call.
He used a computer to steal a movie and then laughed at me for not knowing what a keyboard was.