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A European who's so tech-savvy they can pirate movies while eating breakfast and still have time to laugh at you for not knowing what a computer is.

My cousin got a 4K movie for free and still calls me a caveman.

He pirated the latest Marvel movie and now he's bragging about it in his DMs.

He used a computer to steal a movie and still had time to mock me for not knowing what a mouse is.

A rich European who thinks a computer is just a fancy toaster and uses it to steal movies like it's their job.

He said, 'I paid for the internet, so I get to steal all the movies I want.'

He pirated a movie during a Zoom meeting and still had time to yell at me for being late.

He called me a 'digital illiterate' and then stole a movie on my phone.

A European who's so good with computers they can steal movies and still have time to make fun of you for not knowing what a screen is.

He stole a movie and sent me a message saying, 'You're still using a phone? What century are you from?'

He pirated a movie and then called me a 'luddite' on a video call.

He used a computer to steal a movie and then laughed at me for not knowing what a keyboard was.

A European who uses a computer like it's a magic wand and can steal movies with the flick of a finger.

He said, 'I can steal a movie faster than you can say 'digital illiterate.'

He used a computer to pirate a movie while I was still trying to figure out what a mouse was.

He stole a movie and then laughed at me for still using a phone.

A European who's so rich and tech-savvy they can steal a movie and still have time to mock you for not knowing what a screen is.

He pirated a movie and then sent me a DM saying, 'You're still using a phone? Are you even alive?'

He stole a movie and called me a 'digital relic' on a video call.

He used a computer to pirate a movie and still had time to laugh at me for not knowing what a keyboard was.

A European who thinks a computer is just a fancy toaster and uses it to steal movies while still having time to mock you for being a digital caveman.

He said, 'I can steal a movie in the time it takes you to figure out how to click a mouse.'

He pirated a movie and then called me a 'digital idiot' in the middle of a Zoom call.

He used a computer to steal a movie and still had time to laugh at me for not knowing what a screen was.